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Schlock's second [[Booceros]] mount in the Zoojack [ | =Description= | ||
Schlock's second [[Booceros]] mount in the Zoojack [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-12-17 2003-12-17]. Deceased. | |||
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Not much is known about this creature; The name Sergeant Schlock chose for his second booceros mount originates with a curious consipiracy of colloquialism, celebrity, and tabloid journalism in the early 21st century. While historians fail to concur on the exact social pressures involved, by 2010 the name "J-Lo" had supplanted "Bessie" as the most popular name for milk cows [ | Not much is known about this creature; The name Sergeant Schlock chose for his second booceros mount originates with a curious consipiracy of colloquialism, celebrity, and tabloid journalism in the early 21st century. While historians fail to concur on the exact social pressures involved, by 2010 the name "J-Lo" had supplanted "Bessie" as the most popular name for milk cows [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-12-17 2003-12-17]. | ||
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==First appearance== | ==First appearance== | ||
First appeared [ | First appeared [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-12-07 2003-12-07], killed and named [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-12-17 2003-12-17]. [[Booceros]] don't appear to be particularly sturdy, at least not with [[Sergeant Schlock|Schlock]] around. | ||
==Other notable appearances== | ==Other notable appearances== |
Revision as of 17:13, 24 July 2017
Description
Schlock's second Booceros mount in the Zoojack 2003-12-17. Deceased.
Bio
Not much is known about this creature; The name Sergeant Schlock chose for his second booceros mount originates with a curious consipiracy of colloquialism, celebrity, and tabloid journalism in the early 21st century. While historians fail to concur on the exact social pressures involved, by 2010 the name "J-Lo" had supplanted "Bessie" as the most popular name for milk cows 2003-12-17. .
Affiliations & Relationships
Named/ridden/killed by Schlock.
Appearances
First appearance
First appeared 2003-12-07, killed and named 2003-12-17. Booceros don't appear to be particularly sturdy, at least not with Schlock around.
Other notable appearances
[This is for irregular characters who do not make regular appearances. For members of the Toughs and other regular characters, remove this sub-section.]
Author's Note
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Speculation
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