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The creator & owner of [[Land of Sidney]] theme park. | The creator & owner of [[Land of Sidney]] theme park. | ||
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<span class="speech">At the tender age of twenty-four, Newt Sidney took the holotainment world by storm with a talking mouse. Then he built a theme park empire armed only with his wit and his dreams. A century later he maintains his near-monopoly by more tried and true methods, such as threats and lawyers.</span> | <span class="speech">At the tender age of twenty-four, Newt Sidney took the holotainment world by storm with a talking mouse. Then he built a theme park empire armed only with his wit and his dreams. A century later he maintains his near-monopoly by more tried and true methods, such as threats and lawyers.</span> | ||
To make up for his financial shortfalls after failing to crush [[Magic Dream-Land]], he had the World of Sidney board of directors issue him an option on 200,000 shares of Sidney stock for only a half-[[cred]] per share, and then he married his administrative assistant in a ceremony attended by the everybody-who-is-anybody of jet-set entertainment conglomerates [ | To make up for his financial shortfalls after failing to crush [[Magic Dream-Land]], he had the World of Sidney board of directors issue him an option on 200,000 shares of Sidney stock for only a half-[[cred]] per share, and then he married his administrative assistant in a ceremony attended by the everybody-who-is-anybody of jet-set entertainment conglomerates [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-09-10 2001-09-10]. | ||
Based on the above information, Mr. Sidney is 124 years old. | Based on the above information, Mr. Sidney is 124 years old. | ||
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==First appearance== | ==First appearance== | ||
First appeared [ | First appeared [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-09-10 2001-09-10]. | ||
==Other notable appearances== | ==Other notable appearances== | ||
Revision as of 17:14, 24 July 2017
Description
The creator & owner of Land of Sidney theme park.
Bio
At the tender age of twenty-four, Newt Sidney took the holotainment world by storm with a talking mouse. Then he built a theme park empire armed only with his wit and his dreams. A century later he maintains his near-monopoly by more tried and true methods, such as threats and lawyers.
To make up for his financial shortfalls after failing to crush Magic Dream-Land, he had the World of Sidney board of directors issue him an option on 200,000 shares of Sidney stock for only a half-cred per share, and then he married his administrative assistant in a ceremony attended by the everybody-who-is-anybody of jet-set entertainment conglomerates 2001-09-10.
Based on the above information, Mr. Sidney is 124 years old.
Affiliations & Relationships
Appearances
First appearance
First appeared 2001-09-10.
Other notable appearances
[This is for irregular characters who do not make regular appearances. For members of the Toughs and other regular characters, remove this sub-section.]
Author's Note
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