Difference between revisions of "Gaffy"
(Created page with "=Description= <span class="name">Gaffy is a resident of Luna who apparently like to drink.</span> =Bio= Gaffy gets locked up for being publicly intoxicated. He is put in th...") |
|||
| (2 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
=Description= | =Description= | ||
Gaffy is a resident of Luna who apparently like to drink. | |||
=Bio= | =Bio= | ||
| Line 7: | Line 7: | ||
Gaffy followed Schlock, Legs, and Andy out of the cell and out of the jailhouse, at which point he caught a cab and headed home. His wife heard him come in at 0121 local time, and while she was just angry enough to have taken a frying pan to him, she was also sleepy enough to wait until morning when she would be better rested, and could swing the pan while it was hot, and full of bacon grease. | Gaffy followed Schlock, Legs, and Andy out of the cell and out of the jailhouse, at which point he caught a cab and headed home. His wife heard him come in at 0121 local time, and while she was just angry enough to have taken a frying pan to him, she was also sleepy enough to wait until morning when she would be better rested, and could swing the pan while it was hot, and full of bacon grease. | ||
Just under three hours later, at 0412 local time, the S.W.A.T. team knocked down the door, stormed the bedroom, and slapped restraints on a very hung-over Gaffy. On their way out the door, Gaffy was struck in the head with a thrown frying pan, at which point his wife was taken into custody on the grounds that she either attempted to assault an armored police officer with a class 2 kitchen implement, or was trying to murder her husband. | Just under three hours later, at 0412 local time, the S.W.A.T. team knocked down the door, stormed the bedroom, and slapped restraints on a very hung-over Gaffy. On their way out the door, Gaffy was struck in the head with a thrown frying pan, at which point his wife was taken into custody on the grounds that she either attempted to assault an armored police officer with a class 2 kitchen implement, or was trying to murder her husband. | ||
The attorney handling her case is also handling her divorce. [ | The attorney handling her case is also handling her divorce. [http://www.schlockmercenary.com:8080/2003-01-05 2003-01-05] | ||
=Affiliations & Relationships= | =Affiliations & Relationships= | ||
| Line 14: | Line 14: | ||
=Appearances= | =Appearances= | ||
==First appearance== | ==First appearance== | ||
[ | [http://www.schlockmercenary.com:8080/2002-12-30 2002-12-30] | ||
==Other notable appearances== | ==Other notable appearances== | ||
| Line 30: | Line 30: | ||
=External References= | =External References= | ||
<references/> | <references/> | ||
[[Category:characters]] | |||
[[Category:human]] | |||
Latest revision as of 03:20, 25 July 2017
Description[edit]
Gaffy is a resident of Luna who apparently like to drink.
Bio[edit]
Gaffy gets locked up for being publicly intoxicated. He is put in the same cell as Sergeant Schlock, Legs and Andy who have been locked up for disturbing the peace. When the Toughs find out they are in jeopardy, they escape. Here is what happened to Gaffy after that:
Gaffy followed Schlock, Legs, and Andy out of the cell and out of the jailhouse, at which point he caught a cab and headed home. His wife heard him come in at 0121 local time, and while she was just angry enough to have taken a frying pan to him, she was also sleepy enough to wait until morning when she would be better rested, and could swing the pan while it was hot, and full of bacon grease. Just under three hours later, at 0412 local time, the S.W.A.T. team knocked down the door, stormed the bedroom, and slapped restraints on a very hung-over Gaffy. On their way out the door, Gaffy was struck in the head with a thrown frying pan, at which point his wife was taken into custody on the grounds that she either attempted to assault an armored police officer with a class 2 kitchen implement, or was trying to murder her husband. The attorney handling her case is also handling her divorce. 2003-01-05
Affiliations & Relationships[edit]
[Insert known relationships with other characters or groups]
Appearances[edit]
First appearance[edit]
Other notable appearances[edit]
[This is for irregular characters who do not make regular appearances. For members of the Toughs and other regular characters, remove this sub-section.]
Author's Note[edit]
[This space is reserved exclusively for Howard!]
Speculation[edit]
[Insert uncertain and speculative facts about the character.]