J-Lo
#DescriptionDescription
Schlock's second Booceros mount in the Zoojack [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-12-17%7C2003-12-17]]]. Deceased.
Bio
Not much is known about this creature; The name Sergeant Schlock chose for his second booceros mount originates with a curious consipiracy of colloquialism, celebrity, and tabloid journalism in the early 21st century. While historians fail to concur on the exact social pressures involved, by 2010 the name "J-Lo" had supplanted "Bessie" as the most popular name for milk cows [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-12-17%7C2003-12-17]]]. .
Affiliations & Relationships
Named/ridden/killed by Schlock.
Appearances
First appearance
First appeared [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-12-07%7C2003-12-07]]], killed and named [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-12-17%7C2003-12-17]]]. Booceros don't appear to be particularly sturdy, at least not with Schlock around.
Other notable appearances
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Author's Note
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Speculation
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