J-Lo
Description[edit]
Schlock's second Booceros mount in the Zoojack 2003-12-17. Deceased.
Bio[edit]
Not much is known about this creature; The name Sergeant Schlock chose for his second booceros mount originates with a curious consipiracy of colloquialism, celebrity, and tabloid journalism in the early 21st century. While historians fail to concur on the exact social pressures involved, by 2010 the name "J-Lo" had supplanted "Bessie" as the most popular name for milk cows 2003-12-17. .
Affiliations & Relationships[edit]
Named/ridden/killed by Schlock.
Appearances[edit]
First appearance[edit]
First appeared 2003-12-07, killed and named 2003-12-17. Booceros don't appear to be particularly sturdy, at least not with Schlock around.
Other notable appearances[edit]
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Author's Note[edit]
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Speculation[edit]
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